But instead of wow, I got hmm… that was ok. 

The seating time was right around 35 minutes, which I suppose is acceptable for a busy restaurant in a popular shopping center. I was a little disappointed with the atmosphere of the restaurant, which I’ll admit wasn’t bad, but had the ambiance of an upscale cafeteria.  If they ever open a Luby’s in China, this is what it will look like.

Table service was very good, and the food was delivered pretty damn quickly (under 15 minutes). The dishes (wok seared lamb and sweet and sour pork) were well prepared, and served hot.  Overall, the meal was good.  Not great, but good.

And that’s the rub.  When it comes to food, there are only three things I’ll stand in line for: Bargain prices, buffets, & awesome food. Since P. F. Chang’s is neither a low-price fast food restaurant nor an all-you-can-eat establishment, I was really counting on some awesome food.

P. F. Chang’s isn’t bad, but it’s a little short on awesomeness.

RGV Clubs Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

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P. F. Chang’s
3100 E Expressway 83
Mcallen, TX 78501
(956) 664-1516

Call it disillusionment with humanity if you like, but it seems every time I leave the house, I come home wishing I’d strangled  at least two or three of the people I’d met that day, with the expectation that it would actually make the world a better place.

Perhaps my expectations are unrealistic. Perhaps I’m setting the bar too high. Maybe I’m just a dick.

But it’s cool, because Saturday night was like a breath of fresh air. The beats were tight, the sound was good, and the people were as laid back as they were diverse. Yeah, that’s my kind of crowd.

While discussing the event with a friend, I believe the question I rhetorically asked was “why can’t the rest of the Valley be like this?”. No inflated egos. No misplaced pride. No wannabe celebrities. Just solid talent and a genuine love for the art.

Props to the Ill-Oddeo crew and everybody who put this thing together. The music scene needs more events like this.

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More pics here!

It was definitely not overly packed to where it was unbearable. The area held a good amount of people to where you know it was packed yet you still had your breathing space.

This lounge was designed to cater to an exclusive clientele, and I think they’ve succeeded. The clientele and the decor, might I add, reminded me of Cuba Libre, an upscale lounge located in downtown Austin on Colorado, between 4th and 5th st.

The light fixtures were in good taste as well as the colorful sofas. It wasn’t too bright or too dim. The lighting was perfect. I couldn’t think of such a chill spot with a club vibe in the valley that is as comfortable as this one.

If you’re thinking of checking it out don’t forget to “dress to Impress”. DJ Isaac and DJ Joey Fresh were in the mix. They were spinning today’s hits, a bit of old school house, international, and 80′s. The music made everyone in rapid club mode.

Since there is no dance floor everyone was either dancing in their chairs, found a quick partner near them in their area, or just danced by themselves. In other words everyone was moving to the beat of the music.

There was never a dull moment. At the very back you’ll find the bar which consists of around 4 Bartenders. I really didn’t wait long for my drink. They were up to speed and it seemed everyone was satisfied with their cocktails.

Ryan (Detroit), Melanie, Vanny, and Freddy rocked the bar at 701. The energy that these 4 have behind the bar was intense. You’ll see Flaring, and 151 tricks. But be careful not to stand so close when they’re blowing fire. It felt like my eyebrows had burnt off with the heat. Go check out their stylish bartending soon.

As far as I know, they’re open Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. The night ran smoothly, the drinks were flowing, attractive people everywhere and the music was pumping.

Overall I say this might actually be a success. Their ranking in my book is pretty high. The only disadvantage and inconvenience it had was that there is only one bathroom stall for girls and one for boys. And we all know how much we need to pee when we drink.

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The food is good and the prices are reasonable.

Cons
Service at lunch time is hit or miss.

RGV Clubs Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

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Kumori
400 Nolana St # E
McAllen, TX

We’ve got photos from BOTH Glam @Mint and Lust @Plush so everybody please stop fighting. It makes me sad like an adopted ADHD child with alcoholic parents who just lost his blind puppy.

Anyway, props to both clubs for pushing Thursday nights to the absolute limit! Samantha and Ivan had plenty of good things to say about both clubs but I wasn’t really listening so you’ll just have to check them out for yourself.

Be sure to visit www.partymonster.org for more pics! Peace!