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A picture is worth a thousand words, as the saying goes. But a picture can be worth so much more when you drag it into Photoshop and turn it into some sort of bastard image like those found at Worth1000.

The stuff here is often hilarious, ironic, and sometimes a bit frightening, so you’re sure to find something to entertain and emotionally traumatize you.

I’d have more to say except that I watched Havoc last night and seeing Bijou Phillips and Anne Hathaway naked at the same time is screwing with my ability to think.  By the way, those links have nothing to do with the Website of the Week and are very NSFW.

www.worth1000.com

There are tons of funny, edgy, and offensive cartoon websites on the Internet, so what makes Neurotically Yours any different? An angry neurotic squirrel named Foamy, that’s what.

Foamy is insensitive, outspoken, and selfish, and hangs out with some curvy goth chick named Germaine whom he constantly annoys and torments. Yup. That’s all I need to hear.

Much of the language is NSFW so turn your speakers way down unless you’re the bosses kid and you wanna piss off your dad.

If that’s the case, then turn it way up and invite some co-workers over to your desk. Feel free to break out a tub of popcorn and a twelve-pack. What’s that? You really do work for your dad? Does mommy iron your socks too?

www.illwillpress.com

You can find some of the older cartoons at Newgrounds.

If you’re anything like the rest of the TV-watching, movie-going public, then at some point in your life you’ve probably thought to yourself, “hey, I wonder who’s nailing Lindsey Lohan this week”, or “what sort of STDs could I catch from rubbing up against Paris Hilton?”. Haven’t we all? Read the rest of this entry »

The Onion - which bills itself as America’s Finest News Source - is a weekly online publication where all of the “news” is basically stuff they just made up.  And not just any kind of stuff, but the smart and funny kind of stuff that makes you go “oh…that is soooo true”, except that it’s not.

And if there’s one thing funnier about this site than it’s content, it’s the fact that the Beijing Evening News once reprinted an article from the Onion believing it to be legitimate journalism.  Those kooky communists.

www.theonion.com