In keeping with my theme of doing less and less until I’m basically comatose, I didn’t even take a camera to Energetik.org’s Holidaze party at the Cypress.
Instead of taking pictures all night, I opted to use my precious time for drinking beer and smoking cigarettes simultaneously, without the constant pressure of moving and doing stuff that didn’t include beer and cigarettes. That was so much easier. Read the rest of this entry »
Friday’s pre-Halloween party at Monster Car Wash was so good, I forgot to take pictures. Well, I took a few, but mostly I just hung out and talked to girls in sexy costumes. Apparently, “whore” and “slut” were popular choices this year, and I’d like to take a moment to say thank you, I am truly grateful. In fact, I think girls should wear stuff like that all the time, and not just in strip clubs. It should be a law.
I also think they should serve pie and donuts in nightclubs, so clearly I’m an idiot.
Yeah, I know this is like a week late, but I’ve been out of town since last Monday, plus I’m lazy. Also, I’m beginning to hate people so my motivation to do anything productive is waning.
Call it disillusionment with humanity if you like, but it seems every time I leave the house, I come home wishing I’d strangled at least two or three of the people I’d met that day, with the expectation that it would actually make the world a better place.
Perhaps my expectations are unrealistic. Perhaps I’m setting the bar too high. Maybe I’m just a dick. Read the rest of this entry »
Yeah…I usually take more pictures, but in all fairness, I usually drink a lot less too.
Shout outs to Drew (Energetik.org), Claudia (I want my cricket bat back), DJ Kyzer, DJ-OPTX, Courtney, DJ Radar, Diana (who’s afraid of pictures), and those two girls dancing together who may or may not have been strippers on their night off (I’m just saying).
Jay Nicole throws down! Click for pics
Yup. New pics. In other news, hell froze over, pigs can fly, and Anna Nicole rose from the dead. Nancy Grace is still a bitch though.
Shout outs to J-Gruv’s Joey and Danielle, Eric @ Fuego, DJ OPTX, Courtney, and Jasmine (just for being sexy.
In case you’ve ever wondered how to get my attention, this is the answer right here. I really don’t remember where I was going with that comment because I keep staring at that picture and it totally screws with my train of thought.
Moving along, we’ve got fresh photos courtesy of the NRG Crew. New stuff from Voss, Yacht Club, and Mint. Shout outs to Ram for hooking us up.
You’ve gotta love Halloween. It’s the only day of the year that you can walk into a club carrying a chainsaw or a blunt edged weapon, so long as it goes with the costume. Next year I’m gonna duct tape a bunch of ice picks to a jumpsuit and say I’m a porcupine. Read the rest of this entry »
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Long haired rock bands, guys doing flips on motocross bikes, girls in bikinis, more girls in bikinis! The Scorcher’s got a little bit of everything and we’ve got photos of all of it (except the tribute bands. I f***ing hate tribute bands).
After a few pages of photos, you may get the idea that the only reason I went to the Scorcher was to take pictures of girls in bikinis. This couldn’t be further from the truth. The real reason I went to the Scorcher was…oh wait you’re totally right.
Shout outs to Marc, Susanna, Fudge, Manny, Hector, and the rest of the Fantich Media crew. Thanks for the hospitality and congratulations for consistently putting on the biggest event in South Texas!
More photos at www.thescorcher.net
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Yes I’m a big fat baby for going home early. Everybody make fun of the old guy. You try getting up 6:45 AM all week long and then staying awake until closing time on the weekend. Now leave me alone while I mix some fiber into my Monster Energy drink. Damn whipper snappers.
Props to J-Gruv, Audiotek, Mixmasters, Vibe/Sasa, Illoddeo, NRG, and everybody who helped put GruvFest together. With this much talent under one roof, failure is not an option. These guys always deliver!
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For everyone who’s been asking for pictures from KAFS, I’ve got great news. I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico. Kidding. We’ve got new pics from KAFS courtesy of Venessa.
Big shout outs to Kat for making it happen.
I. Love. Lilly Allen.
Her brash style and funky music have earned her numerous comparisons to Pink, which I kinda understand except that she’s English and she wears girl clothes and I wouldn’t be afraid to put my penis in Lily Allen.
She’s also gotten a lot of attention as a result of her strong opinions and criticism of other celebs, but I wouldn’t know anything about that since I’ve been busy drawing little hearts and flowers around a stick figure with a picture of Lily’s head pasted to it. Its going to look great in the Lily Allen shrine I built in my bedroom closet. Continue…
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