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Monster Car Wash and Something Totally Different

Posted by dparker On November - 1 - 2007

Halloween Party 10-26-2007Friday’s pre-Halloween party at Monster Car Wash was so good, I forgot to take pictures. Well, I took a few, but mostly I just hung out and talked to girls in sexy costumes. Apparently, “whore” and “slut” were popular choices this year, and I’d like to take a moment to say thank you, I am truly grateful. In fact, I think girls should wear stuff like that all the time, and not just in strip clubs. It should be a law.

I also think they should serve pie and donuts in nightclubs, so clearly I’m an idiot.

    A Day Without an Immigrant Rally in McAllen

    Posted by dparker On May - 9 - 2006

    2006-05-01 McAllen Immigrant ProtestSo the story’s a week old but whatever. Samantha and Ivan got some great photos and a few quotes from local residents, so here’s a quick summary.

    What started as a small crowd in Archer Park quickly became a sea of more than 2000 proud valley natives chanting “si, se puede” - yes, we can in Spanish. Read the rest of this entry »

      Progreso PD drops the ball…again

      Posted by dparker On April - 1 - 2006

      Just to clarify. This is not an April Fool’s Day joke.

      According to Team 4 News, the Progreso police department failed to collect evidence or document the crime scene after a four year old girl was shot in the head last week. (article here) Read the rest of this entry »

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        I. Love. Lilly Allen.

        Her brash style and funky music have earned her numerous comparisons to Pink, which I kinda understand except that she’s English and she wears girl clothes and I wouldn’t be afraid to put my penis in Lily Allen.

        She’s also gotten a lot of attention as a result of her strong opinions and criticism of other celebs, but I wouldn’t know anything about that since I’ve been busy drawing little hearts and flowers around a stick figure with a picture of Lily’s head pasted to it. Its going to look great in the Lily Allen shrine I built in my bedroom closet. Continue…

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