Friday’s pre-Halloween party at Monster Car Wash was so good, I forgot to take pictures. Well, I took a few, but mostly I just hung out and talked to girls in sexy costumes. Apparently, “whore” and “slut” were popular choices this year, and I’d like to take a moment to say thank you, I am truly grateful. In fact, I think girls should wear stuff like that all the time, and not just in strip clubs. It should be a law.

I also think they should serve pie and donuts in nightclubs, so clearly I’m an idiot.

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So the story’s a week old but whatever. Samantha and Ivan got some great photos and a few quotes from local residents, so here’s a quick summary.

What started as a small crowd in Archer Park quickly became a sea of more than 2000 proud valley natives chanting “si, se puede” – yes, we can in Spanish.

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Just to clarify. This is not an April Fool’s Day joke.

According to Team 4 News, the Progreso police department failed to collect evidence or document the crime scene after a four year old girl was shot in the head last week. (article here)

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