The Infinity @ The Pool Spring Break Party

03/01/2010 – 03/31/2010
Join thousands every Wednesday night in March for ‘The Infinity. @ The Pool’ Spring Break Party at Isla Grand Resort. Celebrity hosted by CT from MTV’s The Real World, poolside spins By DJ Silver from Austin, Texas. Pools & Hot Tubs open all night!

Coca Cola Beach

03/07/2010 – 03/23/2010
The Travel Channel called Coca-Cola Beach on South Padre Island “The largest beach party on the planet.” Rolling Stone said it’s “the place to be during the day.” Spring Breakers from across the U.S. have enjoyed Coca-Cola Beach for the past 15 years.
Located behind the Isla Grand Beach Resort, Coca-Cola Beach is open daily March 7 – 23, 2010 from 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.

offering:
Non-stop action with heart-thumping music fueled by a 50,000 watt sound system, the hottest DJs, contests, giveaways and more
Free entertainment with a chance to win thousands of prizes
Security is a top priority as Coca-Cola partners with South Padre Island Police Department and South Padre CVB to ensure a fun, safe environment.
You can lie on a beach anywhere. But there’s nothing else like Coca-Cola Beach.

Skydive SPI

Everyone is invited!
03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
Skydive South Padre will be conducting tandem jumps during spring break, everyone is invited so bring your sun screen and party hats. tell all your friends! There will be a boogie held mid month soon to be announced. So shake off the cold and put your feet in the sand, see ya in South Padre.
Contact Info: http://www.skydivespi.com/

Feel The Heat Tour

03/06/2010 – 03/07/2010
Spring Break Jam March 6-7 custom truck and car show.
Contact Info: www.heatwaveinc.com

US Army – Fort Padre

03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
The U.S. Army will be setting up Fort Padre at the Isla Grand Beach Resort for Spring Break 2010. At their footprint, students will be able to take the Army Challenge on the new and exciting obstacle course which will feature a zip line, paintball gun challenge and many other challenging obstacles. The US Army will also have their ever popular mechanical bull free to students as well as numerous free giveaways for everyone! Be sure to stop by!

Geico Gamer Zone

03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
Geico is back for another great year at the Isla Grand Beach Resort with a huge tent filled with video games and many other fun, entertaining games to play. Be sure to stop in and pick up your free Gecko inspired give-aways.

Victoria’s Secret

03/16/2010 – 03/18/2010
Victoria’s Secret will be visiting the Isla Grand Beach Resort from March 16-18 giving away bikinis from their 2010 line. Be sure to also check them out at Louie’s Backyard doing 3 Fashion Shows those nights. There will be a Victoria’s Secret prize pack so be sure to visit the VS booth on the Isla Grand walkway to enter the contest (must be in at least a 2009 VS bathing suit).

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IN OCTOBER OF 2000, RESIDENTS OF NOME, ALASKA BEGAN REPORTING A SERIES OF MYSTERIOUS EVENTS.  ON NOVEMBER 6TH, WHAT YOU WILL SEE IS DISTURBING.  WHAT YOU WILL HEAR IS UNEXPLAINED.  WHAT YOU WILL BELIEVE IS UP TO YOU. THE FOURTH KIND.  IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 6TH.  RATED PG-13.

www.thefourthkind.net

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In keeping with my theme of doing less and less until I’m basically comatose, I didn’t even take a camera to Energetik.org’s Holidaze party at the Cypress.

Instead of taking pictures all night, I opted to use my precious time for drinking beer and smoking cigarettes simultaneously, without the constant pressure of moving and doing stuff that didn’t include beer and cigarettes. That was so much easier.

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Yeah…I usually take more pictures, but in all fairness, I usually drink a lot less too.

Shout outs to Drew (Energetik.org), Claudia (I want my cricket bat back), DJ Kyzer, DJ-OPTX, Courtney, DJ Radar, Diana (who’s afraid of pictures), and those two girls dancing together who may or may not have been strippers on their night off (I’m just saying).

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Samantha brings us this report from the McAllen nightlife scene:
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Despite the horrible tan I got over the 4th of July, I brushed it off and went to SUITE 701 last night (Friday) for the first time and I have to say I was quite impressed. It’s a lounge where the comfort level was sky high, the music was intense, the bartenders were outstanding, and the crowd was in good shape.

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Nothing snappy to say today. Too busy unpacking all the extra crap I bought at the beach. But, we’ve got new pictures from Buffalo Wild Wings, Hillbilly’s, Mint, & Club X|S. Go! Click! Now!!!

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Despite persistent rumors among friends and collegues, I am not agoraphobic, and just to prove it, Saturday night I ventured out into the frightening, germ-ridden world to check out Live @ The Smoke Shack.

What a show! The best part was…uh… I remember a big blue bottle of Riesling and I don’t really drink very often, so you do the math. I’m pretty sure I had a good time though. Anyway, for the parts where my mind is drawing blanks, you can always refer to the pictures.

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Rejoice, for there are two, count ‘em, two featured websites this week. I know…sometimes I amaze even myself.

With all the recent talk about radio stations and music, I thought it might be a good time to highlight some alternatives to terrestrial and satellite radio.

No, not websites for listening to music, but rather, websites that offer you the opportunity to become your own Internet radio broadcaster.

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A picture is worth a thousand words, as the saying goes. But a picture can be worth so much more when you drag it into Photoshop and turn it into some sort of bastard image like those found at Worth1000.

The stuff here is often hilarious, ironic, and sometimes a bit frightening, so you’re sure to find something to entertain and emotionally traumatize you.

I’d have more to say except that I watched Havoc last night and seeing Bijou Phillips and Anne Hathaway naked at the same time is screwing with my ability to think.  By the way, those links have nothing to do with the Website of the Week and are very NSFW.

www.worth1000.com

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There are tons of funny, edgy, and offensive cartoon websites on the Internet, so what makes Neurotically Yours any different? An angry neurotic squirrel named Foamy, that’s what.

Foamy is insensitive, outspoken, and selfish, and hangs out with some curvy goth chick named Germaine whom he constantly annoys and torments. Yup. That’s all I need to hear.

Much of the language is NSFW so turn your speakers way down unless you’re the bosses kid and you wanna piss off your dad.

If that’s the case, then turn it way up and invite some co-workers over to your desk. Feel free to break out a tub of popcorn and a twelve-pack. What’s that? You really do work for your dad? Does mommy iron your socks too?

www.illwillpress.com

You can find some of the older cartoons at Newgrounds.

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