The Infinity @ The Pool Spring Break Party

03/01/2010 – 03/31/2010
Join thousands every Wednesday night in March for ‘The Infinity. @ The Pool’ Spring Break Party at Isla Grand Resort. Celebrity hosted by CT from MTV’s The Real World, poolside spins By DJ Silver from Austin, Texas. Pools & Hot Tubs open all night!

Coca Cola Beach

03/07/2010 – 03/23/2010
The Travel Channel called Coca-Cola Beach on South Padre Island “The largest beach party on the planet.” Rolling Stone said it’s “the place to be during the day.” Spring Breakers from across the U.S. have enjoyed Coca-Cola Beach for the past 15 years.
Located behind the Isla Grand Beach Resort, Coca-Cola Beach is open daily March 7 – 23, 2010 from 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.

offering:
Non-stop action with heart-thumping music fueled by a 50,000 watt sound system, the hottest DJs, contests, giveaways and more
Free entertainment with a chance to win thousands of prizes
Security is a top priority as Coca-Cola partners with South Padre Island Police Department and South Padre CVB to ensure a fun, safe environment.
You can lie on a beach anywhere. But there’s nothing else like Coca-Cola Beach.

Skydive SPI

Everyone is invited!
03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
Skydive South Padre will be conducting tandem jumps during spring break, everyone is invited so bring your sun screen and party hats. tell all your friends! There will be a boogie held mid month soon to be announced. So shake off the cold and put your feet in the sand, see ya in South Padre.
Contact Info: http://www.skydivespi.com/

Feel The Heat Tour

03/06/2010 – 03/07/2010
Spring Break Jam March 6-7 custom truck and car show.
Contact Info: www.heatwaveinc.com

US Army – Fort Padre

03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
The U.S. Army will be setting up Fort Padre at the Isla Grand Beach Resort for Spring Break 2010. At their footprint, students will be able to take the Army Challenge on the new and exciting obstacle course which will feature a zip line, paintball gun challenge and many other challenging obstacles. The US Army will also have their ever popular mechanical bull free to students as well as numerous free giveaways for everyone! Be sure to stop by!

Geico Gamer Zone

03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
Geico is back for another great year at the Isla Grand Beach Resort with a huge tent filled with video games and many other fun, entertaining games to play. Be sure to stop in and pick up your free Gecko inspired give-aways.

Victoria’s Secret

03/16/2010 – 03/18/2010
Victoria’s Secret will be visiting the Isla Grand Beach Resort from March 16-18 giving away bikinis from their 2010 line. Be sure to also check them out at Louie’s Backyard doing 3 Fashion Shows those nights. There will be a Victoria’s Secret prize pack so be sure to visit the VS booth on the Isla Grand walkway to enter the contest (must be in at least a 2009 VS bathing suit).

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IN OCTOBER OF 2000, RESIDENTS OF NOME, ALASKA BEGAN REPORTING A SERIES OF MYSTERIOUS EVENTS.  ON NOVEMBER 6TH, WHAT YOU WILL SEE IS DISTURBING.  WHAT YOU WILL HEAR IS UNEXPLAINED.  WHAT YOU WILL BELIEVE IS UP TO YOU. THE FOURTH KIND.  IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 6TH.  RATED PG-13.

www.thefourthkind.net

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In keeping with my theme of doing less and less until I’m basically comatose, I didn’t even take a camera to Energetik.org’s Holidaze party at the Cypress.

Instead of taking pictures all night, I opted to use my precious time for drinking beer and smoking cigarettes simultaneously, without the constant pressure of moving and doing stuff that didn’t include beer and cigarettes. That was so much easier.

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Friday’s pre-Halloween party at Monster Car Wash was so good, I forgot to take pictures. Well, I took a few, but mostly I just hung out and talked to girls in sexy costumes. Apparently, “whore” and “slut” were popular choices this year, and I’d like to take a moment to say thank you, I am truly grateful. In fact, I think girls should wear stuff like that all the time, and not just in strip clubs. It should be a law.

I also think they should serve pie and donuts in nightclubs, so clearly I’m an idiot.

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Yeah, I know this is like a week late, but I’ve been out of town since last Monday, plus I’m lazy. Also, I’m beginning to hate people so my motivation to do anything productive is waning.

Call it disillusionment with humanity if you like, but it seems every time I leave the house, I come home wishing I’d strangled at least two or three of the people I’d met that day, with the expectation that it would actually make the world a better place.

Perhaps my expectations are unrealistic. Perhaps I’m setting the bar too high. Maybe I’m just a dick.

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Yeah…I usually take more pictures, but in all fairness, I usually drink a lot less too.

Shout outs to Drew (Energetik.org), Claudia (I want my cricket bat back), DJ Kyzer, DJ-OPTX, Courtney, DJ Radar, Diana (who’s afraid of pictures), and those two girls dancing together who may or may not have been strippers on their night off (I’m just saying).

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Jay Nicole throws down! Click for pics

Yup. New pics. In other news, hell froze over, pigs can fly, and Anna Nicole rose from the dead. Nancy Grace is still a bitch though.

Shout outs to J-Gruv’s Joey and Danielle, Eric @ Fuego, DJ OPTX, Courtney, and Jasmine (just for being sexy.

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Click for Karbon Pics

You’ve gotta love Halloween. It’s the only day of the year that you can walk into a club carrying a chainsaw or a blunt edged weapon, so long as it goes with the costume. Next year I’m gonna duct tape a bunch of ice picks to a jumpsuit and say I’m a porcupine.

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Long haired rock bands, guys doing flips on motocross bikes, girls in bikinis, more girls in bikinis! The Scorcher’s got a little bit of everything and we’ve got photos of all of it (except the tribute bands. I f***ing hate tribute bands).

After a few pages of photos, you may get the idea that the only reason I went to the Scorcher was to take pictures of girls in bikinis. This couldn’t be further from the truth. The real reason I went to the Scorcher was…oh wait you’re totally right.

Shout outs to Marc, Susanna, Fudge, Manny, Hector, and the rest of the Fantich Media crew. Thanks for the hospitality and congratulations for consistently putting on the biggest event in South Texas!

More photos at www.thescorcher.net

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