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Photos @ Flesh

Admin — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 04:06:21 +0000

New photos from Flesh in McAllen now online!

Photos @ Chill

Admin — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 00:13:53 +0000

Erika’s got brand new photos from Chill in downtown McAllen.

Holidaze @ The Cypress – Pics Shamelessly Stolen from Energetik.org

dparker — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:42:02 +0000

In keeping with my theme of doing less and less until I’m basically comatose, I didn’t even take a camera to Energetik.org‘s Holidaze party at the Cypress.

Instead of taking pictures all night, I opted to use my precious time for drinking beer and smoking cigarettes simultaneously, without the constant pressure of moving and doing stuff that didn’t include beer and cigarettes. That was so much easier.

To be honest, I hadn’t been to the Cypress in years so I halfway expected to get stabbed in the parking lot or at least catch a bullet in the ass on my way out, so I was fucking stunned pleasantly surprised to see that the entire building got a ground up makeover and looks like an upscale lounge now. It was like seeing that old chick who sells newspapers by Target win the lottery and turn into Jessica Simpson.

I also got to meet Josh (Selarom) who is neither black, nor shaped like a square, so I’m more confused than ever by his profile pic.

Anyway, big ups to Drew who has been organizing kick-ass Christmas parties since Jesus was a baby. Good job capturing all three of my chins in that photo phucker. You will pay…

Monster Car Wash and Something Totally Different

Admin — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:37:19 +0000

Friday’s pre-Halloween party at Monster Car Wash was so good, I forgot to take pictures. Well, I took a few, but mostly I just hung out and talked to girls in sexy costumes. Apparently, “whore” and “slut” were popular choices this year, and I’d like to take a moment to say thank you, I am truly grateful. In fact, I think girls should wear stuff like that all the time, and not just in strip clubs. It should be a law.

I also think they should serve pie and donuts in nightclubs, so clearly I’m an idiot.

Sol @ Fuego

dparker — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 00:35:50 +0000

Yeah…I usually take more pictures, but in all fairness, I usually drink a lot less too.

Shout outs to Drew (Energetik.org), Claudia (I want my cricket bat back), DJ Kyzer, DJ-OPTX, Courtney, DJ Radar, Diana (who’s afraid of pictures), and those two girls dancing together who may or may not have been strippers on their night off (I’m just saying).

Lunar @ Fuego

dparker — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:54:21 +0000

Yup. New pics. In other news, hell froze over, pigs can fly, and Anna Nicole rose from the dead. Nancy Grace is still a bitch though.

Shout outs to J-Gruv’s Joey and Danielle, Eric @ Fuego, DJ OPTX, Courtney, and Jasmine (just for being sexy.

New photos from Voss, Yacht Club, and Mint

dparker — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 00:33:54 +0000

In case you’ve ever wondered how to get my attention, this is the answer right here. I really don’t remember where I was going with that comment because I keep staring at that picture and it totally screws with my train of thought.

Moving along, we’ve got fresh photos courtesy of the NRG Crew. New stuff from Voss, Yacht Club, and Mint. Shout outs to Ram for hooking us up.

Yacht Club Photos | Voss Photos | Mint Photos

Karbon @ Fuego

Admin — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:59:44 +0000

You’ve gotta love Halloween. It’s the only day of the year that you can walk into a club carrying a chainsaw or a blunt edged weapon, so long as it goes with the costume. Next year I’m gonna duct tape a bunch of ice picks to a jumpsuit and say I’m a porcupine.

What’s also nice is that you can take just about any occupation, add the word “sexy”, and bam! You’ve got yourself a costume. Sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy librarian, it’s all good. This only works for girls by the way, and if I see any guys dressed up as a sexy maid, I’m just going to assume it’s your coming out party.

Anywho, the pictures for Karbon are online. Big shout outs to Eric, Tommy, DJ Eddie G, DJ Domino, Joe from RGV Icons, Drew, Paola, John, Carlos, Courtney, and Claudia (I want my cricket bat back).

Gruvfest @ Onyx

dparker — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:20:22 +0000

Yes I’m a big fat baby for going home early. Everybody make fun of the old guy. You try getting up 6:45 AM all week long and then staying awake until closing time on the weekend. Now leave me alone while I mix some fiber into my Monster Energy drink. Damn whipper snappers.

Props to J-Gruv, Audiotek, Mixmasters, Vibe/Sasa, Illoddeo, NRG, and everybody who helped put GruvFest together. With this much talent under one roof, failure is not an option. These guys always deliver!

Kafs

dparker — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:18:58 +0000

For everyone who’s been asking for pictures from KAFS, I’ve got great news. I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico. Kidding. We’ve got new pics from KAFS courtesy of Venessa.

Big shout outs to Kat for making it happen.