RGV Clubs and RGVNRG can now offer bars, nightclubs, restaurants, and entertainment venues of every shape and size an unbeatable opportunity get the best value from their advertising dollars.

We were lucky enough to catch up with some of our friends from RGV Magazine, who were promoting the event, as well as special guest – and adult film star – Mackenzee Pierce.

03/01/2010 – 03/31/2010
Join thousands every Wednesday night in March for ‘The Infinity. @ The Pool’ Spring Break Party at Isla Grand Resort. Celebrity hosted by CT from MTV’s The Real World, poolside spins By DJ Silver from Austin, Texas. Pools & Hot Tubs open all night!

Coca Cola Beach

03/07/2010 – 03/23/2010
The Travel Channel called Coca-Cola Beach on South Padre Island “The largest beach party on the planet.” Rolling Stone said it’s “the place to be during the day.” Spring Breakers from across the U.S. have enjoyed Coca-Cola Beach for the past 15 years.
Located behind the Isla Grand Beach Resort, Coca-Cola Beach is open daily March 7 – 23, 2010 from 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.

offering:
Non-stop action with heart-thumping music fueled by a 50,000 watt sound system, the hottest DJs, contests, giveaways and more
Free entertainment with a chance to win thousands of prizes
Security is a top priority as Coca-Cola partners with South Padre Island Police Department and South Padre CVB to ensure a fun, safe environment.
You can lie on a beach anywhere. But there’s nothing else like Coca-Cola Beach.

Skydive SPI

Everyone is invited!
03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
Skydive South Padre will be conducting tandem jumps during spring break, everyone is invited so bring your sun screen and party hats. tell all your friends! There will be a boogie held mid month soon to be announced. So shake off the cold and put your feet in the sand, see ya in South Padre.
Contact Info: http://www.skydivespi.com/

Feel The Heat Tour

03/06/2010 – 03/07/2010
Spring Break Jam March 6-7 custom truck and car show.
Contact Info: www.heatwaveinc.com

US Army – Fort Padre

03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
The U.S. Army will be setting up Fort Padre at the Isla Grand Beach Resort for Spring Break 2010. At their footprint, students will be able to take the Army Challenge on the new and exciting obstacle course which will feature a zip line, paintball gun challenge and many other challenging obstacles. The US Army will also have their ever popular mechanical bull free to students as well as numerous free giveaways for everyone! Be sure to stop by!

Geico Gamer Zone

03/06/2010 – 03/24/2010
Geico is back for another great year at the Isla Grand Beach Resort with a huge tent filled with video games and many other fun, entertaining games to play. Be sure to stop in and pick up your free Gecko inspired give-aways.

Victoria’s Secret

03/16/2010 – 03/18/2010
Victoria’s Secret will be visiting the Isla Grand Beach Resort from March 16-18 giving away bikinis from their 2010 line. Be sure to also check them out at Louie’s Backyard doing 3 Fashion Shows those nights. There will be a Victoria’s Secret prize pack so be sure to visit the VS booth on the Isla Grand walkway to enter the contest (must be in at least a 2009 VS bathing suit).

I also think they should serve pie and donuts in nightclubs, so clearly I’m an idiot.

I. Love. Lilly Allen.

Her brash style and funky music have earned her numerous comparisons to Pink, which I kinda understand except that she’s English and she wears girl clothes and I wouldn’t be afraid to put my penis in Lily Allen.

She’s also gotten a lot of attention as a result of her strong opinions and criticism of other celebs, but I wouldn’t know anything about that since I’ve been busy drawing little hearts and flowers around a stick figure with a picture of Lily’s head pasted to it. Its going to look great in the Lily Allen shrine I built in my bedroom closet.

Sure, call me crazy but that’s what the health department said about my slow roasted “kitty on a stick”, and I showed those bastards.

Anyway, here’s some live stuff from Stubbs, last Wednesday. Credit to bmkazar for the video.

What’s also nice is that you can take just about any occupation, add the word “sexy”, and bam! You’ve got yourself a costume. Sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy librarian, it’s all good. This only works for girls by the way, and if I see any guys dressed up as a sexy maid, I’m just going to assume it’s your coming out party.

Anywho, the pictures for Karbon are online. Big shout outs to Eric, Tommy, DJ Eddie G, DJ Domino, Joe from RGV Icons, Drew, Paola, John, Carlos, Courtney, and Claudia (I want my cricket bat back).

The food is good and the prices are reasonable.

Cons
Service at lunch time is hit or miss.

RGV Clubs Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

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