Saturday, November 22, 2008

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I. Love. Lilly Allen.

Her brash style and funky music have earned her numerous comparisons to Pink, which I kinda understand except that she’s English and she wears girl clothes and I wouldn’t be afraid to put my penis in Lily Allen.

She’s also gotten a lot of attention as a result of her strong opinions and criticism of other celebs, but I wouldn’t know anything about that since I’ve been busy drawing little hearts and flowers around a stick figure with a picture of Lily’s head pasted to it. Its going to look great in the Lily Allen shrine I built in my bedroom closet.

Sure, call me crazy but that’s what the health department said about my slow roasted “kitty on a stick”, and I showed those bastards.

Anyway, here’s some live stuff from Stubbs, last Wednesday. Credit to bmkazar for the video.

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    Posted by Admin On June - 16 - 2008

    Four years ago, RGV Clubs drunkenly stumbled down a path of dabauchery and self-destruction, hell-bent on breaking every established rule of responsible journalism, and in the process, became the Rio Grande Valley’s Number One Entertainment Website almost overnight. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

    So what makes us different from every other nightclub website?  Unmatched greed and narcissism.

    No, seriously.  Our overdeveloped sense of self esteem makes us uniquely qualified to rub shoulders with the hottest guys and girls, in the most exclusive clubs in the Rio Grande Valley.

    Plus our guilt-free approach to journalism lets us say and do things that other websites won’t (like making fun of failed nightclubs and taking pictures in the women’s bathroom).

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