There are tons of funny, edgy, and offensive cartoon websites on the Internet, so what makes Neurotically Yours any different? An angry neurotic squirrel named Foamy, that’s what.

Foamy is insensitive, outspoken, and selfish, and hangs out with some curvy goth chick named Germaine whom he constantly annoys and torments. Yup. That’s all I need to hear.

Much of the language is NSFW so turn your speakers way down unless you’re the bosses kid and you wanna piss off your dad.

If that’s the case, then turn it way up and invite some co-workers over to your desk. Feel free to break out a tub of popcorn and a twelve-pack. What’s that? You really do work for your dad? Does mommy iron your socks too?

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You can find some of the older cartoons at Newgrounds.

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If you’re anything like the rest of the TV-watching, movie-going public, then at some point in your life you’ve probably thought to yourself, “hey, I wonder who’s nailing Lindsey Lohan this week”, or “what sort of STDs could I catch from rubbing up against Paris Hilton?”. Haven’t we all?

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Of all the four letter words in the English language, BYOB is one of my favorites (Shut up. I know it’s an acronym). Anyway, the Smoke Shack has this cool BYOB policy so you can sit around, smoke a hookah, and just chill with some cheap beer or wine or whatever.

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When Erika dropped off the photos from Yacht Club this week, my first question was “what’s up with the sombreros?”. I actually forgot that May 5th = Cinco de Mayo. For the record, I failed Spanish in high school so there ya’ go.

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Every April, Austin locals gather to celebrate Eeyore’s birthday. Yes, that Eeyore. The sad little donkey from the Winnie the Pooh books by A. A. Milne. The tradition was started in 1963 by a group of english students from the University of Texas and the party’s gotten bigger every year. Much, much bigger.

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So the story’s a week old but whatever. Samantha and Ivan got some great photos and a few quotes from local residents, so here’s a quick summary.

What started as a small crowd in Archer Park quickly became a sea of more than 2000 proud valley natives chanting “si, se puede” – yes, we can in Spanish.

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The Onion – which bills itself as America’s Finest News Source – is a weekly online publication where all of the “news” is basically stuff they just made up.  And not just any kind of stuff, but the smart and funny kind of stuff that makes you go “oh…that is soooo true”, except that it’s not.

And if there’s one thing funnier about this site than it’s content, it’s the fact that the Beijing Evening News once reprinted an article from the Onion believing it to be legitimate journalism.  Those kooky communists.

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New stuff from Friday night at Plush is online in the photo gallery.  This is the first batch of photos from our new photographer, Ivan (nice work).

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Pictures from Glam @ Mint with DJ Pilot are now online.  I would have posted these last week except that I was getting ready for a festival in Austin (pics coming soon). Also, I’m notoriously lazy and working weekends just isn’t my thing.

Anyway, shout outs to Joel, DJ Gruvman Funk, and the always sexy Venessa.

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