Have you ever worn something to a club that was, shall we say, experimental? You know, an ensemble on the bleeding edge of fashion.

Were people extra-nice to you, like you were “special”? Yeah? Did you think it was because you looked uber-trendy? Hmm… Did you give any consideration to the idea that everyone thought you were retarded?

Find out for sure at Viceland.com, the online version of Vice Magazine, and home of the DOs and DON’Ts – hilariously scathing commentary and outright ridicule of the fashion challenged.

Hey, it’s fun to laugh at people in silly clothes.

www.viceland.com

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Fresh Pics from NRG @ Yacht Club
If you go to the Yacht Club on a Friday night and they make you stand in line, it’s not because they don’t like you. It’s because yes…there are that many people inside. Be patient. With all the hotties in the club, it is totally worth the wait.

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Glam pics online
If you need more proof that anytime is a good time for lingerie, we’ve got new pics from Glam @ Mint in the photo gallery just in case.

In all fairness, last week’s Glam pics were shot near the end of the night when Samantha was…well, less than sober. Bad Samantha. No more dirty martinis for you.

Shout outs to Joel, DJ Eddie G, Kevin, Venessa (and her boobs), and the Glam Girls.

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Mangos pics are online!
I’ve gotta say this is probably one of my favorite photo sets just because everyone looks like they’re having a blast. Except me…because I was stuck at home that night. Dammit! Samantha gets to have all the fun.

Anyway, shout outs to Kim, Paul, Trisha, and Erica (where the hell have you been?) since you’re the only people in the pictures I can recognize by name.

Don’t forget, you can send your favorite RGV Live gallery photos to your phone by pressing Alt on your keyboard and clicking on the picture.

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Tired of fumbling through radio stations trying to find something you actually like? Oh yeah. You definitely need to check out Pandora.

It works like this: Specify an artist or song to start with and Pandora selects similar songs to add to your playlist. You tell it what you like and what you don’t like and Pandora customizes your playlists (called stations) accordingly.

Add different stations for different types of music. One last thing, Pandora is free!

www.pandora.com

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Where did all these damn cars come from? Doesn’t anybody in the Valley carpool? Gas is almost $3 a gallon but looking at the parking lot you’d swear that everybody brought their own car. What’s up with that?

Anyway, congrats to Ram and all the fellas. Hell yeah! NRG is holding it down on Friday nights at the Yacht Club. Check out the pics

For more NRG pics visit our friends over at RGVscene.com

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First up, a big Happy Easter to all of the RGV Clubbers in tha house. It’s a beautiful day outside and what am I doing? Updating the website… See how much I love you guys.

We’ve got photos from BOTH Glam @Mint and Lust @Plush so everybody please stop fighting. It makes me sad like an adopted ADHD child with alcoholic parents who just lost his blind puppy.

Anyway, props to both clubs for pushing Thursday nights to the absolute limit! Samantha and Ivan had plenty of good things to say about both clubs but I wasn’t really listening so you’ll just have to check them out for yourself.

Be sure to visit www.partymonster.org for more pics! Peace!

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Ok…the obvious question is how the hell do you people stay up this late? I felt like a freakin’ zombie by the time I got to Club Fantasy and everybody else looked like they were ready to go jogging or something. You crazy kids.

Shout outs to Agro, Blazin Rey, and Johnny @ Club Fantasy. Yes. Johnny has a mullet, ya gotta problem with that?

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Score another victory for J-Gruv, Digital Pimp, and Audiotek. The brothers put on a damn good show and the crowd was lovin’ it (like there was ever any doubt this would go down big). Also gotta give props to Raymond Enrique for leading out the show. Good set man.

Shout outs to Agro and Frankie G (thanks for the afterparty hookup), P@rtyMon$ter, and the fellas from RGV Scene.

After-party pics coming tomorrow. Be sure to visit:

www.jgruv.com
www.audiotekevents.com
www.partymonster.org
www.raymond-enrique.com
www.rgvscene.com

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Just to clarify. This is not an April Fool’s Day joke.

According to Team 4 News, the Progreso police department failed to collect evidence or document the crime scene after a four year old girl was shot in the head last week. (article here)

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